Introduction aka Hold On to Your (Non-Magical) Hat

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Ablogcadabra, my own personal blog that is dedicated to a lot of things, the most important of which is REAL MAGIC (i.e. magic that is not Fake).

A little about me: I am a real magician and that is not BS. I know you are probably thinking that you've seen magic before like when you saw that one David Copperfield special on TV or when David Blaine didn't eat for a few weeks (also on TV). You are thinking WRONG.

TV magicians like David Copperfeeb use a little thing I like to call Special F/X, which was a Kick Ass movie starring Brian Brown (just "F/X") but is about as far from REAL magic as I can imagine without vomiting up a cat. And if David Lame (Blaine) thinks starving yourself for the cameras is REAL magic he must think Kate Bosworth is the love-child of Merlin and Harry Houdini (this would be impossible for DOZENS of REASONS like both are men and one is not real!!).
This blog is here to set the record STRAIGHT on REAL magic. If you have a fear of the awesome truths of the universe or any kind of heart condition, you might want to visit some other magic blog where they pull bunnies out of hats. In REAL magic we pull hats out of bunnies and then teach the bunny how to love.

Sorry if I just blew your mind.